lulz

[umi_mikazuki]

GG: http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/Zoo-penguin-couple-breaks-up-50421527.html
Me: fffffffff wow
Me: Penguin breakup
Di: I thought that already happened?
GG: Oh snap, that ho gone and stole that penguin
Di: must be the Tiger Woods of penguins
Anna: I think there were several same sex penguin couples
Anna: Honestly I'm not surprised. They are animals.
GG: These are the gay penguins who tried to steal other penguins' eggs
GG: It cracked me up.
Matt: Even the PENGUINS in San Francisco are gay.
Matt: Holy shit.
Me: I guess Harry was tired of stealing eggs.
GG: Don't take him back, Pepper
GG: Once a cheat, always a cheat.
Anna: XD
GG: He doesn't deserve you.
Anna: Dump that zero and get yourself a hero!
Di: XD
Di: Poor Pepper
Me: He's probably heartbroken :<
Anna: Well as far as penguins can be
Zita: XD
GG: Their daughter must be so torn
GG: Now she's got this skanky stepmom around.


...I blama Zita for this.

I now can't get the image out of my head of the Teyrian Corps of Engineers doing this for kicks during the Day of Hope celebration. Drunkenly.