umi_mikazuki: (Slith is a PIMP)
So I made a General Maranta account tonight, to terrorize [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun with sometime. I fear for all the attractive ladies he will be a creeper towards. :D;

I am such a horrible person - [livejournal.com profile] dunderheadlord

[quoted to Alex]
Me: ...you know what'd be awesome?
Me: Hanra and Shanra
Beat: but in one account.
Me: hahaha
Me: "It's /my/ turn to talk!"
Beat: no, it's mY turn to talk.
Beat: You talked last time.
Me: No I didn't!
Me: >:|
Beat: Yes you did
Beat: !
Me: Although two people would be funny
Me: They could, like, harass people on dear_mun
[/endquote]
Alex: ...
Alex: slith is terrified now
Me: fffffffffffffff
Alex: somebody do that
Alex: just so I can tag with Slith
Me: ahahaha
Alex: and have him facepalm FOREVER
Alex: and kang LAUGH HIS ASS OFF
Me: YES
Alex: please
Alex: for the lulz

SOMEONE. PLEASE DO IT. IT'D BE THE BEST THING EVER.

I CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH ICONS.

MORE AIM LULZ )

lulz

Jan. 7th, 2010 08:50 pm
umi_mikazuki: (I'm positive)
GG: http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/Zoo-penguin-couple-breaks-up-50421527.html
Me: fffffffff wow
Me: Penguin breakup
Di: I thought that already happened?
GG: Oh snap, that ho gone and stole that penguin
Di: must be the Tiger Woods of penguins
Anna: I think there were several same sex penguin couples
Anna: Honestly I'm not surprised. They are animals.
GG: These are the gay penguins who tried to steal other penguins' eggs
GG: It cracked me up.
Matt: Even the PENGUINS in San Francisco are gay.
Matt: Holy shit.
Me: I guess Harry was tired of stealing eggs.
GG: Don't take him back, Pepper
GG: Once a cheat, always a cheat.
Anna: XD
GG: He doesn't deserve you.
Anna: Dump that zero and get yourself a hero!
Di: XD
Di: Poor Pepper
Me: He's probably heartbroken :<
Anna: Well as far as penguins can be
Zita: XD
GG: Their daughter must be so torn
GG: Now she's got this skanky stepmom around.


...I blama Zita for this.

I now can't get the image out of my head of the Teyrian Corps of Engineers doing this for kicks during the Day of Hope celebration. Drunkenly.
umi_mikazuki: (on a boat)
Everybody in Daisychain:

WE'RE ON A SHIPBOAT!

Tagruato, you shot yourselves in the fucking foot putting Harry Dresden and Kang in the same cell. 8|

Me: Oh oh Stella and I. Had the best idea ever.
Anzy: Oh?
Me: Starfire and Kang's cells are in the same hall.
Me: Starfire learns languages by kissing.
Me: She's going to hear him speaking Nerakese and go over and kiss him.
Anzy: pffff
Me: "kdjfkjfk what the hell?"
Me: He's so not telling Fonrar about that >.>
Anzy: Harry: Damn Kang, you sly Draconian
Me: Kang: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
Me: Then she starts speaking in Nerakese
Me: And he's like, "...how the hell do you know it?!"
Me: "WHY DID YOU... KISS ME?"
Anzy: Harry: Uh, guys, is this really the time to be making out?
Me: Kang: You, shut up. Starfire. Explain this later.

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